Being forced to work with a shorter man who has a raging Napoleon complex. PGP.

“Sounds good.” PGP.

Didnt go out last night. Still feel like shit. PGP

A younger co-worker finally came through and brought me weed.

“Where are we at on this?” PGP.

The tentative outlook accept being the professional equivalent of imessage read receipts. PGP

I really need to stop opening a tab at happy hour. PGP.

“Just a heads-up…” PGP.

My girlfriend is jealous of my work wife. PGP.

Carpooling with the work wife. PGP