The sun caused me to get into a wreck this morning because I’m too fucking cheap to afford new sunglasses. PGP

The cruel irony that the hottest person in the office is always in HR -PGP

Fell asleep before Justin Timberlake was on Jimmy Fallon last night. PGP.

Just realized that the year 2015 is two-thirds over already, and I have yet to get laid during it. PGP.

Hearing the veterans talk about “back when we could work from home”. PGP.

“First day of school!” selfies invaded my snapchat. PGP.

Post grad one night stands not as convenient because they can’t walk home. PGP

I’m genuinely excited to see the new renovations they’re gonna do to the bridge I take on my commute. PGP.

“Come see me Monday morning, we need to talk” – things my boss texts me at 11:45pm on a Sunday night.

Picked the wrong Sperry’s for casual Friday.. Everybody in the office can smell the Natty Light stains on them