I’m starting to get concerned that I may actually burn out my “Low Fuel” lightbulb. PGP.

I’m not in a dry spell. Just letting the market breathe. PGP.

They should fire whoever put black licorice in the conference room candy bowl. PGP.

Cleaning my desk area being the most satisfying and rewarding thing I’ve done all day. PGP.

Choosing to work optional overtime on Saturday, not because I need the money, but because I need more stuff to do on the weekend. PGP.

I’d rather be the worst player on the PGA tour every week, than the best employee in my department. PGP.

I only drink so I can eat fast food later without judgement. PGP.

Me when I was 18: “I’ll be a billionaire by 25.” Me now: “I wonder if I’ll still be living at home by 25.” PGP.

Refusing to update your LinkedIn profile for fear that you may lose your job at any moment. PGP.

Fantasizing more about sleep than sex. PGP.