Negative 16 hours of vacation time and counting. Maybe no one will notice. PGP.

Just got my first email about my ten year high school reunion. Time to start working out. PGP.

Old friends calling. On accident. PGP.

Summer needs to end so I can go to bed in the dark. PGP.

Wishing you received more emails just to have a sense of purpose. PGP.

One email. 17 words. 32 exclamation marks. PGP.

The 3:30 pm line to get to the leftover barbeque from a client lunch. PGP.

If I wake up feeling refreshed, it probably means I overslept. PGP.

My team got All Star Game tickets the day I faked an illness. PGP.

Brought my lunch to save money. Gone by 10 am. PGP.