My parents got me a self help book for my birthday. PGP.

Getting hit on by a cougar and iced out by someone your age. PGP.

I don’t know if I’m shaking from the caffeine or the hangover. PGP.

Immediately regretting giving yourself that deadline. PGP.

A 23-year-old just won the World Cup for his country. All I’ve done for mine is pay taxes. PGP.

Engaging in an all day “thermostat battle” with an unknown coworker. PGP.

Lowering your desired salary with each passing interview. PGP.

Contemplating how much longer you can really last at your job during every Monday morning staff meeting. PGP.

When your drinking schedule on Saturday is 2 to 8 rather than 8 to 2. PGP.

Considering adding alcohol to my coffee to make this place at least slightly tolerable. PGP.