Won $2000 in the casino. Used all of it to pay my credit card bill. PGP.
Getting lost in a Walmart. PGP.
Wish I was this “average college graduate” with a whole “$30,000” in debt. Must be nice. PGP.
My parents are planning a family vacation without me. PGP.
Sometimes I wonder if I took a nap in the supply closet, how long it would take my boss to find me. PGP.
Being able to honestly tell your coworkers what you did this weekend, because it was lame. PGP.
Anytime I open a link in a new window instead of a new tab, I get irrationally angry. PGP.
Purposely leaving your job off your Tinder profile. PGP.
I’m never quite sure if my boss is just joking with me or he actually thinks I’m an idiot. PGP.
I should probably start giving a shit. PGP.