GChat adding the drawing tool being the highlight of my month. PGP.
The guy in the stall next to me is practicing a presentation. He is referring to slide numbers and charts. PGP.
Feeling that you directly contributed to the 2.9% decrease in 2014’s first quarter GDP. PGP.
Sharing a cubicle with a file cabinet that isn’t yours and a support beam. PGP.
“Any plans for the 4th?” PGP.
Instead of giving us a raise, they put a fountain in the lobby. PGP.
Realizing you’re at the office twice as much as your boss and make half as much. PGP.
I hope I find a new job soon so I can put this resignation letter I wrote months ago to good use. PGP.
If one more person tells me “Happy Fiscal New Year,” boy, I am just going to lose it. PGP.
My flight for work takes off five minutes before the USA game starts. PGP.