5th wheeling at a company meeting. PGP.

Randomly typing on your keyboard whenever you see a manager about to walk by. PGP.

Passing on the donuts as they go around the conference room, but binge eating them alone in the file room. PGP.

Knocking on the doorframe because the door is open. PGP.

The office’s bipolar HVAC system causing you to turn your space heater on full blast in the middle of summer. PGP.

When the highlight of your week is getting on the PGP wall. PGP.

I contemplated putting a blow-up doll in the passenger seat so I could get away with using the carpool lane. PGP.

My manager saw me wearing aviators and now everytime I call him he answers with, “Talk to me Goose.” PGP.

The only text you get all day is from your FitBit telling you you’ve done zero minutes of physical activity today. PGP.