Chugging coffee. PGP.
The Engineering Department has a 56-inch flat screen mounted on the wall in full view of everybody on their side. I am not in the Engineering Department. PGP.
I was told to re-write the employee handbook. Does this mean I make the rules? I feel like Oprah. PGP.
The rest of the company is at the annual summer picnic. I was told to stay at the office. PGP.
The “Where’s mine?” comment from the receptionist when you walk back in from picking up lunch. PGP.
Thought about getting a girlfriend so people at work will respect me more, then realized I couldn’t afford one. PGP.
Gmail automatically marks the newsletter from my liquor store as “important.” PGP.
The fine line between judgment and jealousy when you find out a friend’s parents still pay their rent. PGP.
Not being funny enough for the PGP wall. PGP.