Actually starting to appreciate the way Larry David dresses. PGP.

My headphones haven’t been connected to anything all day. I just want to make sure everyone leaves me alone. PGP.

Having to ask the pharmacist if it’s okay to drink on your new medication. PGP.

I don’t know how long basic produce stays good for. PGP.

Stressed about having to get a haircut and go to the dry cleaners after work. PGP.

Yesterday was my boss’s birthday and we ate at a Brazilian steakhouse on the company card. Today was my birthday and I ate a Wendy’s baconator alone in my car. PGP.

Trading your expensive tobacco habit for an expensive nicotine gum habit. PGP.

When IT needs a laugh, they look at my IM history. PGP.

Using your dog as an excuse to get out of things you don’t want to do after work. PGP.

Looking up exercise programs knowing full well that you’ll never do any of them. PGP.