Brooks Brothers taste on a JoS. A. Bank budget. PGP.

Telling your buddies, “I had to get the Feds off my back” after making a student loan payment. PGP.

Your mother-in-law wishing her daughter married someone else. PGP.

Suits on a Friday. PGP.

I actually enjoy reading. PGP.

The simple joy of taking your shoes off at your desk. PGP.

I already know what my girlfriend is making me do on Valentine’s Day next year. PGP.

My parents bought a bar. They still charge me for drinks. PGP.

Going to the bathroom out of sheer boredom. PGP.

Realizing your older coworkers don’t think you are as funny as the pledges always seemed to. PGP.