Looking at vacations I’ll never be able to afford. PGP.

Telling the interns stories that start with “back in my day.” PGP.

Not getting drunk on the weekends. PGP.

What the fuck happened? PGP.

Being publicly uninvited to group lunches. PGP.

Spent lunch in traffic school. PGP.

My only regret from college is that I didn’t appreciate my hair when I still had the chance. PGP.

I actually have a lot of responsibility and very little oversight at my job. It’s terrifying. PGP.

“We’ve decided to go with other, more qualified candidates.” PGP.

Being used as a pawn in someone else’s office power play. PGP.