Everyone thinks I’m the receptionist. PGP.

I am not a team player. PGP.

A collection company called me last night about my library fines. PGP.

For person who typically despises work I got oddly excited over new office supplies. PGP.

People in the office have already started talking about the Halloween costume contest. That’s all they have to live for. PGP.

Mango kale salad taste, but a Subway budget. PGP.

Stole a bottle of Tabasco from Chipotle today, just to feel something. Anything. PGP.

Going back to your desk to get your cell phone before heading to the bathroom. PGP.

Spending more than I make in one paycheck being a bridesmaid in an in-town wedding. PGP.

My CEO had his face painted at this summer’s company picnic. It was a dragon, complete with fire and glitter. PGP.