Used my first PTO days on a three-day music festival. Used my first sick day that following Monday. PGP.

MY CAPSLOCK HAS BEEN STUCK ON FOR TWO DAYS. I’M GOING TO LOSE ALL MY CLIENTS. PGP.

Applying for other jobs on your lunch break. PGP.

Trying to justify triple digit bar tabs on an expense report. PGP.

Being way too proud of your airline and hotel rewards status. PGP.

Got up early to beat everyone to work only to realize I forgot my office key. PGP.

I never realized I had ADD until i got a job. PGP.

The insanely difficult 5:30 decision between hitting the gym or bottle. PGP.

I tried to get a bank loan to consolidate my credit card debt. They just offered me another credit card. PGP.