When it comes to Tums, it’s go bulk or go home. PGP.

Being surprised when you’re not hungover. PGP.

I’d make 15% more if I had a better fake laugh. PGP.

Strained my hamstring trying to block a bounce shot in beer pong. PGP.

Watching 60 Minutes. PGP.

“About to go to bed, text me tomorrow and we can catch up!” PGP.

We got new coffee. They have somehow found coffee that is even worse than our old stuff. PGP.

Waiting for PGP to post new columns on Monday morning. PGP.