Debating if anyone will notice if I leave work six hours early. PGP.

Dilbert is the only person who understands me. PGP.

Oh good, it’s Thursday. That means I might actually have something to post on Instagram. PGP.

Keeping an organized desk apparently means I don’t have “enough work to do,” so now I just leave it a mess. PGP.

I don’t remember the last time I wore underwear to work. PGP.

I’m starting to think that things kids are doing nowadays are stupid. PGP.

I let all the vegetables in my fridge go bad. Again. PGP.

Getting into wine because it’s cheaper than liquor. PGP.

Today, they asked me to help move file cabinets from one side of the office to the other. PGP.