“Let’s do lunch soon!” really just means “Let’s do lunch never.” PGP.

My coworkers found embarrassing pictures of me from high school and are now exchanging them by email. PGP.

Everything in your cart being “personal” size, except the “family size” pack of cookies. PGP.

Can’t tell if I hate my life or just my job. PGP.

Got rear ended by a high schooler this morning. PGP.

Being mature enough to have a Costco membership. PGP.

It’s my turn to take the weekend shift. My boss verbally warned me “you need to be sober.” PGP.

Feeling hungover despite not drinking the night before. PGP.

Sometimes I restart my computer to kill five minutes. PGP.