Office hosted a “Sunday Funday” yesterday. Got three “Where are you?” emails before 7 a.m. PGP.

Had plans for the weekend until my boss decided otherwise. PGP.

Puked, but did not rally. PGP.

There’s a fine line between being underutilized and being unnecessary. I’m walking it. PGP.

Going from “it’s not alcoholism until you graduate” to “it’s not alcoholism until you’re married.” PGP.

The awkward “let’s tell people we met at a bar” talk with your Tinder hook up. PGP.

Sway is literally the only person on the MTV that I know. PGP.

Tried a new, calmer sounding alarm this morning. Overslept by almost two hours. PGP.

Really excited about the energy efficiency of my new washer and dryer. PGP.

My little cousin said she loves Beyoncé. Trying to bond, I told her I liked Destiny’s Child. She had no idea what I was talking. PGP.