Keeping a fully-stocked hangover kit in your desk, but never being able to find a pen. PGP.

My job had unlimited paid sick days. Can somebody give me mono? PGP.

Taking a bright-eyed, eager new hire under my wing and ever-so-subtly transferring my daily workload to him. PGPM.

Reading “How to be Happier at Work” articles. PGP.

Just got a raise. Still poor. PGP.

Realizing your 60-year-old coworkers are probably in better shape than you. PGP.

Went to an ice cream social at work. Didn’t say a word to anyone. PGP.

People who put “(Name), MBA” in their email signatures like they’re a fucking doctor. PGP.

Today is our last “Summer Friday” of the year. My company is making up when seasons begin and end. PGP.

The least productive part of my day is when I’m at work. PGP.