Spending hours fixing pointless documents to avoid actual work. PGP.

All day all staff meeting. Someone take me out back and put me down like Old Yeller. PGP.

I fired someone today. I think I cried more than they did. PGP.

Just bought my first car! It’s 6 years old. PGP.

My kitchen has two plates, one spoon, one fork, one knife, and one whiskey glass. PGP.

My paycheck bounced. PGP.

Being able to either buy the new iPhone or pay my rent early. Hello iPhone. PGP.

Buying high. Selling low. PGP.

That audible sigh of relief when you find out that everyone’s least-favorite person isn’t coming in today. PGP.

I have been working here for five months now. Only yesterday was I informed that our building has a free 24 hour gym that’s nicer than the one I’ve been paying for. PGP.