Adderall to get me up. Ambien to bring me down. PGP.

I totally understand why life coaches exist now. PGP.

“Thank you for your patience.” PGP.

My 29 year-old coworker just called me “Punkin'”. PGP.

The only productive thing I’ve done today is download iOS 8. PGP.

The lady at my favorite Chinese restaurant gave me an extra egg roll and a wink because I said “Ni Hao” to her. That’s the most action I’ve gotten in two months. PGP.

Having to zoom in on a webpage. PGP.

Constantly finding yourself in lose-lose situations. PGP.

Sometimes I stay late when I have nothing to do after work. PGP.