Dreaming about retirement three years into the workforce. PGP.

Spending your birthday weekend as part of a bridal party. PGP.

I have managed my company’s NFL tickets for three years. I am yet to go to a game. PGP.

My coworker just got engaged to someone she met on Tinder two months ago. PGP.

Shamelessly “nice work”ing all my comments. PGP.

Skipping happy hour to take your dog to the park. PGP.

My recent calls consist of a mayor, drug dealer, our HR rep, a state senator, and three Tinder girls. PGPM.

Gameday weddings. PGP.

Sometimes when I work with my headphones in, I’ll hear a coworker call my name, but choose to ignore it in hopes they will leave me alone. PGP.

My coworker managed to tell me a five minute story about how her son missed the bus this morning. PGP.