I missed football on Saturday to meet with a customer. Then they canceled after kickoff. PGP.

Being way too excited about a lateral jump within the company for no extra money, but a parking pass to the garage. PGP.

Today we got free bagels at the office. I took one for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. PGP.

My aspiration is to be Clark Griswold. PGP.

I can’t eat popcorn anymore because it reminds me of the office. PGP.

“I’m gonna be so hungover at work tomorrow.” PGP.

Not being able to afford ESPN Insider. PGP.

I changed my password this morning to a liquor followed by a numerical “1.” PGP.

I’ve gone out six Saturdays in a row. I need to cool it this weekend. PGP.