Is it bad that the main reason I want to date him is his house is five minutes from my office? PGP.

Sunday: Packs gym bag to workout. Friday: Takes unpacked gym bag back home. PGP.

It’s 4:52 A.M. on a Monday. My boss wants me to go into his office so we can review meetings for next week. PGP.

Someone in HR overheard me telling the interns an embellished sex story from college. Strike one. PGP.

There are two types of people in my office: people with hobbies and people with kids. I have neither. PGP.

The pants that came with my suit had to be let out in the waist…and ass. PGP.

I only check my 401k to remind myself that I actually have assets somewhere in this world. PGP.

I’m seeing how long I can go without shaving before management says something because I can’t afford new razor blades until payday. PGP

My desk chair was taken away to use in a meeting. I had to stand all morning. I have a broken foot. PGP.