My boss just used the phrase “in that aspect” twice in the same sentence. PGP.

Got caught Tindering during a meeting. I then had to explain to several of my managers what Tinder was. I can’t tell if they are disgusted or sorry for me. PGP.

Using the fear of Ebola as an excuse for not going to the gym. PGP.

Got in trouble for setting my chat status to “Checked out.” PGP.

The president of my company admitted that I was underpaid, and then proceeded to not give me a raise. PGP.

All passive aggression everything. PGP.

Convincing yourself that taking the stairs once a day counteracts your horrendously unhealthy eating habits. PGP.

Rookie mistakes. Veteran consequences. PGP.

Christmas Eve is considered a mandatory workday in my office. PGP.

Expensing a black car to the airport two weeks into an entry level job. PGPM.