Month-to-month leases. PGP.

Realizing that everyone has a bachelor’s degree and your time and money spent in college made you average. PGP.

The urge to fiercely urinate woke me up 15 minutes before my alarm. PGP.

I just got a way too excited about downloading the Kroger app. PGP.

Gas station breakfast burrito and Pepsi for breakfast. PGP.

Whoever installed an even number of urinals can go straight to hell. PGP.

Had a customer tell me that I sound like I’ve been doing this for years. I have. Years and years and years…and years. PGP.

I spend more time researching Ebola than doing my job. PGP.

“At least I have my dignity,” as you walk into a thrift shop. PGP.