There’s been a tupperware of mac ‘n cheese in the break room fridge for at least a month now. PGP.

Considering a job with less pay but a much cooler title. PGP.

Finally typed up my two week notice. Realized I have no idea who it goes to in our company and no one will tell me. I literally cannot quit. PGP.

My dad guilt tripped me into flying home for Holidays. The tickets cost $800. Then he asked me what I wanted for Christmas. How about $800? PGP.

Finding out the real world doesn’t celebrate Columbus Day, the hard way. PGP.

You can tell a lot about a man from his shoes. Like how often he poops at work. PGP.

25% battery by 2pm. PGP.

I’ve had more PGPs posted this month than I have sales. I’d say my priorities are straight. PGP.

Rewarding yourself for not drinking Monday and Tuesday by getting hammered before 6pm on a Wednesday. PGP.

Mom still thinks I drink too much. PGP.