Getting hit on by older men via LinkedIn. PGP.

Took just one day off after my wedding, not because I like work, but that’s all I can afford. PGP.

Just got really jealous of a baby in a grocery cart. PGP.

Walking to the vending machine Friday afternoon and wishing you could have a Budweiser instead of a Coke. PGP.

Counting down the hours to 5 P.M. before even arriving at work. PGP.

Developing carpal tunnel at age 22. PGP.

“This Friday is Hawaiian shirt day” used to be a cruel joke. Now, it’s the best thing I hear all week. PGP.

Parking my POS car super close to the drivers side of the new corvette in the parking lot. PGPM.