It’s “bring your space heater to work” season. PGP.

What do I have to do to get fired? I’m out here tryna get a severance. PGP.

Pretty sure I hurt myself bowling this weekend. PGP.

Went to a costume party this weekend. Downed a six-pack while I was there. You could say things got pretty wild. PGP.

Trying my new flannel sheets being the upcoming highlight of my week. PGP.

District Manager was at my office this morning. Really hoped she was there to fire me. I’m still here. PGP.

Showing my boss – who makes a quarter of a million dollars a year – how to make “cool bullet sounds” for his PowerPoint presentation. PGP.

Being surprised at how fast the day goes when you actually do work. PGP.

The back of my cube is a wall, so no one can see my screen. I feel like a god. PGP.

My boss asked me to be on the holiday party planning committee. PGP.