Genuinely excited to spend the night in my pajamas watching Netflix. PGP.

When the quality of your weekend hinges on the Coinstar at Safeway being fixed, you start to rethink some of your life choices. PGP.

My company is doing Movember. I don’t think I can grow a mustache. PGP.

Demanding that your colleagues pre-game a work-related charity event with you. PGP.

Got yelled at for not going to a voluntary meeting. PGP.

Handful of hair in the shower this morning. PGP.

Got a Happy Birthday email from my bank before a call, text or Facebook post from any of my friends. PGP.

Legitimately concerned about the extra hour of drinking coming up due to Daylight Savings Time. PGP.

I think beer gives me heartburn now. PGP.

They throw farewell parties with cake for people that quit at my office. Why am I still here? PGP.