Wine. It’s what’s for dinner.PGP.

Overtime means I’ll find out who wins tomorrow morning. PGP.

Going on a business trip today. My parents told me to “watch my drinking.” I’m 25. PGP.

So bored at work that I painted my nails with the white-out. PGP.

ALL CAPS IS INDUSTRY STANDARD. i FORGET TO TURN IT OFF OCCASIONALLY AND EVERYONE THINKS I’M YELLING ON FACEBOOK. PGP.

There was a fight today in the office. I was at lunch. PGP.

Checked in for my flight exactly 24 hours before it boarded. Boarding position B 54. PGP.

Immediately making lunch plans via Gchat upon sitting at your desk on Monday. PGP.

Hearing “look who finally decided to show up today” from three different people after being only five minutes late. PGP.