Boss fired someone three weeks ago. I’ve now been doing two people’s jobs for three weeks. PGP.

My hair smelling like coconuts right now is the closest thing I’m getting to a vacation for a long time. PGP.

I’m old enough to remember when Facebook required you to have a .edu email address to become a member. PGP.

I have $23 in my checking account to last until payday. PGP.

I’m undefeated in my non-money “fun” fantasy league. I’m 2-4 in all three of my three money leagues. PGP.

I eat with my in-laws as often as possible because they always pick up the tab. PGP.

It’s that time of year, where you drive to and from work and see absolutely no sunlight. PGP.

My credit card was declined on a first date. PGP.

Pretty sure I will still know every word to “Men in Black” when I’m 70. PGP.

Working on Columbus Day. PGP.