Office-wide, passive aggressive reminder emails of break room rules being continuously sent on a weekly basis. PGP.

Going from a Lexus to a Honda. PGP.

Last week, my boss threw a pen at me. This week, he told me I was doing a great job and going places. PGP.

I asked the breakfast taco guy in our lobby how much he makes in a day. Looks like I’m in the wrong business. PGP.

My orange juice tasted really good in the car this morning. Then I realized I didn’t brush my teeth. PGP.

Taking full advantage of Dockers patented elastic waistline. PGP.

I’ll be home for Christmas…pending approval from my manager. PGP.

Hanging your head in shame after pressing “2” in the elevator. PGP.

My manager’s email signature is a Marilyn Monroe quote. PGP.

Saying you’re in your “mid-20s” at 27. PGP.