I’m really going to start taking things seriously next week. PGP.

Can we “fall back” like five more hours tonight? PGP.

Couples costumes without a “sexy” counterpart. PGP.

Being able to relate to the movie “Hall Pass.” PGP.

I didn’t drink this weekend, by choice. PGP.

I’m a Jets fan. It only adds to the torture of Mondays. PGP.

Understanding why Frank Ricard was excited for his big weekend trip to Home Depot and why he didn’t know if there would be enough time for Bed Bath & Beyond. PGP.

I was two hours late to work today, and nobody noticed. I’m not sure if I feel relieved or nervous. PGP.

“Just make it happen.” PGP.

You would think getting a raise would mean I could quit my second job. PGP.