In my humble opinion, no show will ever top Seinfeld.
Thinking that a five minute desk exercise YouTube video will suffice as my daily workout. PGP.
Friends being impressed by how “domestic” you are, when in reality you’re just too poor to go out or order in. PGP.
Binge eating coworkers’ kid’s halloween candy. PGP.
My wife is my best friend. PGP.
“How long will my gchat stay green until my status goes idle?” PGP.
Tonight’s rebellion: staying up past 11. PGP.
My boss has been mass sending pictures of his kids out trick or treating to the entire department, all morning. PGP.
“Please put away your dishes. Your mother does not work here.” PGP.
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