Dan Regester

Member Since 07/14/2014

Saved By The Brunch With Touching Base

It’s Time To Hook Up Your Old Man With Good Presents For A Change

Grow A Pair And Buy A Truck You Worthless Beta Male

You Spotted Me Once At The Gym, And Now You Won’t Stop Talking To Me

I Paid My Dues Valet Parking For Scum Bags

A Relationship Isn’t Serious Until She Sees Your Flaccid Dong

Go To That Local Booze And Food Festival

21 Foolproof Excuses For When You Hit A Miserable Golf Shot

My Dream Job Is To Be A Jet Ski Rental Guy Down In The Caribbean

Bud Light Sent Me To Cancun For Spring Break And I’ve Officially Peaked: A Recap