Motivation plummeting after 3:00. PGP.

My boyfriend still pisses the bed when he’s drunk. PGP.

Everything gives me heartburn. PGP.

Having extremely general knowledge on most current events. PGP.

Hangover toilet nap violently interrupted by someone else’s diarrhea. PGP.

Considering quitting with no back up plan or job lined up. PGP.

Donations to your “new bed fund” on your Christmas list. PGP.

The struggle of trying to dress for how cold it is outside versus how warm the office is. PGP.

Internet Explorer is our default browser and I can’t change it. PGP.

WHY AM I STILL HERE? PGP.