“I just got a call that my apartment is flooded” -Everyone in my office who just left early. PGP.

Managed to lock myself out of the house this morning. In the pouring rain. Happy Monday to me. PGP.

Identifying more and more with Chandler Bing’s attitude towards work. PGP.

Really bonding with Bill Simmons over having shitty coworkers. PGP.

The only “company ink” I could “dip my pen in” is the divorced 55-year-old office manager. PGP.

Dry spell is approaching ‘Nam-like proportions. Neverending. PGP.

Second in command, on a two-person team. PGP.

I relate more to “Seinfeld” than any other show on television. PGP.

Spent all weekend logged on the company’s Google account while looking for other jobs. PGP.

Couldn’t use a lot of my vacation days this year. Took off every Friday until 2015. PGPM.