“We should own a bar!” PGP
Calling into a sports talk radio to complain about something. #PGP
I put receiving cock instead of receiving dock in the instruction part of a purchase order
Got asked by a bald coworker if I was thinning up top. He then proceeded to tell me, “Don’t fight it.” PGP.
I spilled Rum and Coke all over myself in public last night. PGP
From power gut to clinically obese in three months flat. PGP.
Can’t wait to get my taxes done so I can be responsible and blow it all in Vegas.
Nothing like an impromptu collaboration with Will Smith and Paul Shaffer and the CBS Orchestra. Awesome.
I probably peaked at 21. Maybe 22. PGP.
Still hear the geico humpday phrase every wednesday. PGP
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