According to my life insurance policy I’m worth a lot more dead than alive. PGP

Knowing that you’ll be talked into going out tonight even though it’s a Tuesday. PGP.

Get drunk early. Go to bed early. Wake up early.

Having to create two different ESPN accounts so that your coworker’s group can’t see that you’re also affiliated with your college friend’s group called “Tiggo Bitties”. PGP.

All of my friends are going to my ex-girlfriends wedding this weekend.

Starting your day with an Irish coffee, minus the irish. PGP.

Wedding season 2k15. PGP.

Having all the ingredients to cook dinner except for the motivation. PGP.

Applying for positions you’re clearly under qualified for on company time in hopes they throw you an entry level position just to be nice. PGP.

I got Kentucky taking it in all of my brackets. PGP.