It’s Friday and I’m here. That should be good enough. PGP.

Every single upset that I picked didn’t happened. PGP.

Fantasizing about faking your own kidnapping to get some time off. PGP.

“What would you say are your biggest weaknesses?” PGP.

In my office bracket, I’m losing to the girl that has never watched basketball before in her life. PGP.

I had to be talked into going out tonight. PGP.

Took me until about 10AM to realize it was Thursday, not Friday. – PGP

My boss has half my education and twice my salary. PGP

I had Iowa State in the Final Four. PGP.

Margaritas give me acid reflux now.