Being able to relate to Dilbert Cartoons. #PGP

Playing the how often can I use the bathroom before he boss says something game

Going out to the bar and wanting to be at home, staying in and wanting to be at the bar.

Just one year out of playing D1 sports and I already have a dad body for the ages. PGP

I thought about law school until I googled how much it costs. PGP.

“Can you make it here by 7? PGP.

I’m now in text groups…with couples.

The “I can’t keep drink like that during the week” text the next morning. PGP.

The only other employee under 40 just quit. PGP.

Metamucil. PGP.