It’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care….

Sunny and 75 Monday through Thursday. 90% chance of rain Friday through Sunday. PGP.

Morning commute fender-benders. PGP.

I got on the same elevator with the attractive girl, and completely choked

My new office is about 90% women and 99% of them have boyfriends or husbands. PGP

Only being able to tell your coworkers the PG13, edited for TV, version of your weekend. PGP

The high I get when going rogue with my to-do list. PGP.

Preempting heartburn by immediately chasing a greasy sandwich with a shot of Pepto. PGP

Can’t remember the last time I had a tan lines.

I just had to explain the concept of a hyperlink to a coworker. PGP.