Fell asleep for a few minutes at my desk this morning. PGP.

Purposely spilled coffee on my brand new khakis so I could leave the office for a sec…and to add some drama to my life.

“Are you doing anything right now?”

Working 60 hours in 4 days to make up for the work you miss taking a day off.

Being cock blocked by your mom. PGP.

That one guy in the office that is always humming.

Hoping for a power outage every time lightning strikes. PGP

Chasing the mythological creature of “work/life balance”. PGP.

I had to Google what “on fleek” meant.

Three weddings in four weeks.