I tried to get up early and run today. I didn’t get up early and run today. PGP.
“What’s your BBM pin?”
Legit job title, glorified assistant duties. PGP
Taco Tuesday on cinco de mayo coincidence? I think not. PGP.
My manager made me drive back to Taco Bell to get him free breakfast. PGP.
True legends never die.
My parents kicked me off the family plan. PGP.
Outlook invites to happy hour. PGP.
I threw my back out after going too hard at Mini-Golf. PGP.