Listening to stories about people’s kids. PGP

“Tag me in that” is now “don’t post that”

Saw my boss on tinder, automatically swiped left. He just asked me why I didn’t swip right, I’m not sure if he was joking or not.

The gradual decline in goal setting from a six figure salary to a new office chair. PGP.

Missing the bachelor party but attending the wedding. PGP.

When’s the next Men’s Warehouse buy 1 get 3 free sale? PGP

Not being able to watch your team play the late game in the playoffs. PGP.

Practicing your golf swing mid conversation with a co-worker. PGP

Hard work is getting in 5 minutes before your boss and acting like you’ve been there for hours PGP.

Taking this dad body to Mexico