Not having enough energy at 5:00 for that pity laugh in regards to your boss’s crappy joke. PGP.

Too hungover to even try to hide it

My credit card got declined at the company happy hour. PGP

How is it already Monday?

After spending nearly $1500 in parking over the past six months, I discovered there is a bus route a mile from my apartment

“How about that Mayweather/Pacquiao fight?” PGP

I stayed in this weekend and read for fun PGP

The most productive thing I’ve done all day is untangle my headphones. PGP

Can’t tell if I’m hungover, sick, or just getting old. PGP.

Fell asleep before my team could make its draft pick. PGP