Paying for your unemployed friends bar tab, because it’s the right thing to do. PGP.

Every time my parents invite me over, I prepare myself to be on an episode of “Intervention.”

If I can just make it to lunch, I’ll probably make it through the rest of the day. PGP.

I NAILED the “blacksheep brother” role at my sister’s wedding.

Almost called into work because I’m still hungover. PGP

“So, you still haven’t found a girlfriend?” PGP

AARP has started sending me mail #PGP

Wedding I went to ended up being a cash bar.

Was too embarrassed to tell my doctor that I haven’t slept with anyone since my last visit.