My team signed Tim Tebow. PGP

Taking 2 hours of mental preparation for 10 minutes worth of work. PGP

I have way too much in common with the interns

even after hearing how your soul dies in law school, I’m still thinking it sounds better than my current job. PGP.

You know it’s going to be a good day when you get your side part in a straight line on your first try. PGP.

The steady migration of hair from the top of my head to my back. PGP.

“He’s middle-management material.” PGP.

I’ll probably just get more coffee at 4:20. PGP.

I’m sick on a Monday. Not a single coworker believes that I’m not just hungover. #PGP

That 2:30 feeling at 9 am. PGP.