When going out for a beer actually means a single beer. PGP.

Coworker prints out and highlights driving directions on MapQuest before we go on sales calls. PGP

I was the lucky guy selected to go to a career fair this morning to recruit college kids for jobs I wish I could get. PGP

All of the responsibility, but none of the authority, to get the project done. PGP.

When you wear less makeup to work and your coworkers all take you aside to ask what’s wrong. “You look so sad today”. PGP.

My friend just had a kid, and now he sucks. PGP

The song ” I don’t fuck with you” accurately describes how I feel about my coworkers. PGP.

I want to trash my office on the way out tonight and just ride off into the sunset a hero. PGP.

My girlfriend just got the “I would like to speak to a manager” haircut. #PGP

Attempting to network by adding someone you don’t know personally on LinkedIn and then awkwardly meeting them in person. PGP.